You might be a redneck if 33

You might be a redneck if… You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin. Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q. You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport. You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say “Cool Whip” on the side. You have to call the police more than once a week to remove your drunk mother-in-law from your front lawn. Your name is Billy Joe Jim Bob III. You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room. None of your zippers have all their teeth either. 49.You are driving the car you were conceived in. You’ve ever used scissors on food. You’ve ever re-used a paper plate.