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You might be a redneck if… You don’t think Jeff’s Foxworthy’s jokes are funny. Every time you see a roadsign that says “DIP” you reach in your back pocket. You’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck. You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work. The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children. The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out. You think “dual airbags” refers to your wife and mother-in-law. Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest. Your school dress code contains the line “Shoes Optional”.