You might be a redneck if 06

You might be a redneck if… Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener. Your wife’s hairdo attracts bees. Your baby’s first words are “Attention K-Mart shoppers.” The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. Your primary source of income is the pawn shop. You pick your teeth from a catalog. You’ve ever financed a tattoo. You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the “day my ship came in.” Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.