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Yo mama soo POOR!
December 6, 2010 – 8:20 am
Yo mama so POOR I saw her crying by the 25 cent machine, and asked her what’s wrong. She said, ‘The machine won’t take my food stamps!’
YO mama soo FAT!
November 24, 2010 – 10:05 am
Yo mama so FAT, she got hit by a bus, and said ‘who threw that rock at me?!’
Yo Mama so..
November 15, 2010 – 8:23 am
Yo mama so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund. Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!! Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the T.v. and [...]
Yo Mama so Stupid
November 3, 2010 – 5:22 pm
Yo Mama’s so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo Mama’s so stupid she clicked on an Ad Banner! Yo Mama’s so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes. Yo Mama’s so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo Mama’s so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and [...]
So Fat
April 28, 2010 – 11:37 am
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, “Hey, Kool-Aid!” Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. Yo mamma’s so fat, even God couldn’t lift her spirits! Yo mamma’s so fat, she has her own zip code! Yo mamma’s so fat, [...]
So Cross Eyed
April 16, 2010 – 9:37 am
Yo mamma’s cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Let there be light!
March 25, 2010 – 7:35 am
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
