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Yo mamma is so dumb

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 18:01:39 +0000

Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway.Yo mamma is so dumb is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

Yo mamma is so dumb is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

Whale Watching

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 14:48:26 +0000

Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs “Free Whale Watching!”Whale Watching is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

Whale Watching is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

Very Fat Mamma!!

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:47:36 +0000

Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s the tallest person in the world.. when she’s laying down.Very Fat Mamma!! is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

Very Fat Mamma!! is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

To Be Continued

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:46:45 +0000

Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.To Be Continued is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

To Be Continued is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

tic tacs

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:45:26 +0000

yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.tic tacs is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

tic tacs is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

The Toilet

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:28:51 +0000

Yo Mamma’s so ugly when she passes by, the toilet flushes.The Toilet is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

The Toilet is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

stuck!

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:27:33 +0000

yo mamma’s so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!stuck! is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

stuck! is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

So Ugly

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:26:11 +0000

Yo mamma’s so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn’t have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mamma’s so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick. Yo mamma’s so ugly, kid’s go as her for Halloween. Yo mamma’s so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn’t have to wear a costume for Halloween Yo mamma’s so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, and came out with a job application. Yo mamma’s so ugly, she scares away roaches.

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So Stupid

Mon, 31 May 2010 15:36:38 +0000

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mamma’s so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice. Yo mamma’s so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said “Focus.” Yo mamma’s so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death. Yo mamma’s so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mamma’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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So Poor

Wed, 19 May 2010 15:35:50 +0000

Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t afford to go on welfare. Yo mamma’s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. Yo mamma’s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Yo mamma’s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.So Poor is a [...]

So Poor is a post from: Daily Joke Blog