Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway.
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Whale Watching
August 11, 2010 – 7:48 am
Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs “Free Whale Watching!”
Very Fat Mamma!!
August 8, 2010 – 8:47 am
Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s the tallest person in the world.. when she’s laying down.
To Be Continued
July 21, 2010 – 8:46 am
Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.
So Ugly
June 9, 2010 – 8:26 am
Yo mamma’s so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn’t have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mamma’s so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick. Yo mamma’s so ugly, kid’s go as her for Halloween. Yo mamma’s so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn’t have to wear a costume [...]
So Stupid
May 31, 2010 – 8:36 am
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mamma’s so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice. Yo mamma’s so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said “Focus.” Yo mamma’s so stupid, she got locked in a [...]
So Poor
May 19, 2010 – 8:35 am
Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t afford to go on welfare. Yo mamma’s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. Yo mamma’s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Yo mamma’s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.
