Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to [...]
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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