Yo Mama so poor that all she could afford to exchange at Christmas were glances. Yo Mama so poor that she couldn’t even afford to scratch an itch. Yo Mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo Mama so poor that when you asked what was for dinner yo [...]
Yo mama so poor… …when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed …when I went through front door of her house I ended up in the backyard …when I went into her house and stepped on a ciggarette, she said,”hey who turned off the heater?” …when I went into her house a [...]
Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade. Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. Yo Mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it! Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to [...]
Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted. Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies. yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops. Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce. Yo mama is so fat, she don’t wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs. Yo [...]
yo mama’s house is so small that when i threw a rock i hit everyone inside.
Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.
Yo mamma’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang “We are family!”
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