A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out an outrageous yell.” “My dear,” the doctor said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” “The problem is,” she complained, “he keeps waking me [...]
A woman who is tired of having a guy hit on her says, “Look … I’m sorry, but I’m just not your type. I’m not inflatable”
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it! Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die, I want my last minutes [...]
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his [...]
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child..” The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, “What’s wrong with it?” The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just [...]
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note [...]
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