If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave his behind and make him walk backwards.
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Ugly Children
October 29, 2010 – 9:24 am
Q. What position do you have to be in to have an ugly child? A. Go ask your mother!
You Know Your Ugly When . . .
September 28, 2010 – 10:30 am
You know your ugly when . . . Your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.
Yo Mama is so ugly..
September 1, 2010 – 7:34 am
Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted. Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies. yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops. Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce. Yo mama is so fat, she don’t wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs. Yo [...]
So Ugly
June 9, 2010 – 8:26 am
Yo mamma’s so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn’t have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mamma’s so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick. Yo mamma’s so ugly, kid’s go as her for Halloween. Yo mamma’s so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn’t have to wear a costume [...]
Haunted house
February 19, 2010 – 10:10 am
Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.
Yo mama is so ugly
August 4, 2009 – 6:00 am
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.” Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.” Yo mama [...]
