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Drinking Buddies

January 6, 2011 – 12:43 pm

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?” “I’m from Ireland.” “Me too! I’ll drink to that.” They both finish their pints and order two more. [...]

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2 Drunk Guys

August 12, 2010 – 8:45 am

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks: Where are you from? I’m from Ireland, replies the second man. The first man responds: You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s [...]

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twins

March 31, 2010 – 9:33 am

When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look … twins!” — Rodney Dangerfield

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Optimist vs. Pessimist

March 9, 2010 – 7:30 am

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, [...]

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twins

November 17, 2009 – 9:00 am

When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look … twins!” — Rodney Dangerfield

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