A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.” Bartender: “Yeah! Sure…go ahead.” Man: “What covers a house?” Dog: “Roof!” Man: “How does sandpaper feel?” Dog: “Rough!” Man: “Who was the greatest ball player of all time?” Dog: “Ruth!” Man: [...]
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