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5 Stages of Being Drunk

June 22, 2010 – 10:18 am

Stage 1 – SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes [...]

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Female Stages Of Life

March 30, 2010 – 8:21 am

AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine 48 – Dom Perignon 66 – Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 – Need to wash my hair 25 – Need to wash and condition my hair 35 – Need to colour my hair 48 [...]

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Stages of Drunkeness

February 10, 2010 – 9:30 am

0 – Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 – Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 – Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 – Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and [...]

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