Kung Chow called his boss and said: “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work.” The boss says: “Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me [...]
Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays 8. You’ve got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You’re serving reindeer pot pie 6. When you hear, “Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin’?,” you scream, “No! I’m not listening!” 5. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun 4. You think [...]
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy” she said “Can we leave now?” “No” her mother replied. “Well, I think I have to throw up!” “Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a [...]
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