Kung Chow called his boss and said: “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work.” The boss says: “Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me [...]
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement. “Listen,” says the Doc, “I have migraines too, and the advice I’m going [...]
A wife comes home and says to her husband, “I am moving to Las Vegas – I hear you can get $400 for sex”. The husband runs to the bedroom, starts packing his bags and says “I’m coming along to see this!” “Why?” asks the wife, “Why would you come to Las Vegas with me?” [...]
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.
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