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		<title>Retirement Office Hours Sign &#8211; Funny Retirement Gift</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to &#8220;consult&#8221; in retirement, not working full-time. It reads: Office Hours Open most days about 9 or 10&#8230;but somedays as late as 12 or 1. We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5&#8230; Somedays or afternoons [...]<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-retirement-gift_1930.html">Retirement Office Hours Sign &#8211; Funny Retirement Gift</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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  The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to &#8220;consult&#8221; in retirement, not working full-time. It reads:
Office Hours
Open most days about 9 or 10&#8230;but somedays as late as 12 or 1.
We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5&#8230;
Somedays or afternoons we aren&#8217;t here at all and lately, I&#8217;ve been here just about all the time, except when I&#8217;m someplace else.
Product Info
Size: 12 inches long x 9 inches high
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