One of the best examples of how ridiculous government paperwork can be is illustrated by a recent case in Louisiana. A company president was trying to buy some land in Louisiana for a plant expansion, and he wanted to finance this new facility with a government loan. His lawyer filled out all the necessary forms, [...]
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, ‘Mike, you wait here, I’m going to run in for confession, it’s been a long time’. Pat enters the confessional and says,’ Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman’. The priest asks, ‘was it Mrs Murphy’? [...]
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church By Hank Vorjes VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the [...]
Biblical Questions and Answers Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. [...]
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. “What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job.” replied the Priest. “Yes, and [...]
Bumper Sticker: If all else fails read the instructions (The Bible) Bumper Sticker: Prepare for your FINALS Read the Bible Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour. Sarah: That’s nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject! At an atheist funeral: Here lies an [...]
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them ‘How do you like it so far?’ The mouse replied ‘It’s great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?’ God said ‘Sure’, and he gave him a pair [...]
A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God’s name was. ‘Oh that’s easy,’ the man replied, ‘His name is Andy.’ ‘What make you think his name is Andy?’ the angel asked incredulously. [...]
Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was [...]
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, ‘Mike, you wait here, I’m going to run in for confession, it’s been a long time’. Pat enters the confessional and says,’ Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman’. The priest asks, ‘was it Mrs Murphy’? [...]
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