You might be a redneck if… You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are “Play Ball…” You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. You bring your dog to work with you. Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. You’ve ever held somebody up with a caulk [...]
You might be a redneck if… Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. Your dad is also your favorite uncle. Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. You’re a lite beer drinker, because you [...]
You might be a redneck if… Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. You dated your daddy’s current wife in high school. You’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing “I Will Always Love You”. You grow Vidalia [...]
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