Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can’t remember the number. Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: “What’s a lightbulb?” Q: How many blondes does [...]
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Just two, all the rest are true. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can’t [...]
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in [...]
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish. Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? [...]
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen. Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out. Q: How can you tell when [...]
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? A: Take your foot off his head. Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? A: No? Good! Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket [...]
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn’t know what number came first. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: How did the blonde break [...]
Q: Why does it work? A: “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?” Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? [...]
Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was [...]
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