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Bad News

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 20:01:28 +0000

A secretary walked into her boss’s office & said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once.” “Alright, here’s some good news,” said the secretary. “You’re not sterile.”Bad News is a post from: Daily Joke [...]

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I suppose I earned enough

Fri, 14 May 2010 15:07:56 +0000

An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. “Your estate is very complex,” said the lawyer, “but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500.” Just then, the phone rang and the lawyer got involved with a long call. Thinking the lawyer had said “$500,” the old man wrote out his check and left. When she got off the phone and realized the old man’s mistake, the lawyer ran after him down the stairs and into the parking lot just as he drove away. Feeling frustrated, the lawyer looked at the check and decided to accept the situation philosophically. “Oh well,” she said to herself, “$500 for half an hour’s work isn’t bad.”

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The Office That’s What She Said Text T-shirt Tee

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:10:22 +0000

The Office t-shirt. “That’s what she said.” 100% cotton. Officially Licensed. (more…)

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Retirement Office Hours Sign – Funny Retirement Gift

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:34:36 +0000

The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to “consult” in retirement, not working full-time. It reads: Office Hours Open most days about 9 or 10…but somedays as late as 12 or 1. We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5… Somedays or afternoons we aren’t here at all and lately, I’ve been here just about all the time, except when I’m someplace else. Product Info Size: 12 inches long x 9 inches high (more…)

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