A secretary walked into her boss’s office & said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once.” “Alright, here’s some good news,” said the secretary. “You’re not sterile.”
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. “Your estate is very complex,” said the lawyer, “but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500.” Just then, the phone rang and [...]
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The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to “consult” in retirement, not working full-time. It reads: Office Hours Open most days about 9 or 10…but somedays as late as 12 or 1. We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5… Somedays or afternoons [...]
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