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		<title>Helping a blonde lose weight</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. &#8220;I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you&#8217;ll have lost at least five pounds.&#8221; When the blonde returns, she&#8217;s lost nearly 20 pounds. &#8220;Why, [...]<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/helping-a-blonde-lose-weight_1982.html">Helping a blonde lose weight</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
&#8220;I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you&#8217;ll have lost at least five pounds.&#8221;
When the blonde returns, she&#8217;s lost nearly 20 pounds.
&#8220;Why, that&#8217;s amazing!&#8221; the doctor says. &#8220;Did you follow my instructions?&#8221;
The blonde nods. &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.&#8221; &#8220;From hunger, you mean?&#8221; said the doctor.
&#8220;No, from skipping,&#8221; replied the blonde.<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/helping-a-blonde-lose-weight_1982.html">Helping a blonde lose weight</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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