An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out! Compress was something you did to garbage [...]
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. Women do NOT want [...]
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine 48 – Dom Perignon 66 – Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 – Need to wash my hair 25 – Need to wash and condition my hair 35 – Need to colour my hair 48 [...]
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