A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”
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A list of redneck computer terms
August 25, 2010 – 10:23 am
Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern. Bug – The reason you is a giv’n for calling in sick. Byte – What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. Cache – Needed when you go to da store. [...]
I have a Microsoft waiter
August 13, 2010 – 10:21 am
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Patron: No, it’s still there. Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it [...]
There was life before the computer
August 4, 2010 – 10:14 am
An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out! Compress was something you did to garbage [...]
Shocking Joke Pack of Gum Funny Shock Gag
December 6, 2009 – 10:45 pm
This listing is for ONE (1) Pack of Shocking Gum. This shock gum is one of the greatest gags of all time! Looks like a real pack of gum. Gives a shock to any unsuspecting “gum snatcher”. Put one on your bosses desk and watch him jump. When you pull the gum out of the [...]
