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Perfect Put Downs
February 3, 2010 – 9:06 am
Sorry but you seem to mistaking me for someone who is interested in what you are saying. Here’s some money (hand it to the jerk) go call somebody who cares. I’d sue my parents if I had a face like yours. God do you need a special licence to be so ugly? You smell of [...]
your face
January 22, 2010 – 9:04 am
Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop. Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo. If your face had “Welcome” written on it, it would make a perfect doormat. If you put your face by a door, no one would ever [...]
When they gave out
January 12, 2010 – 10:03 am
When they were giving out heads, you thought they said beds, and you said “I’d like something soft” When they were giving out brains, you thought they said grains, and you said “Make mine oatmeal” When they were giving out noses, you thought they said roses, and you said “Give me a big red one” [...]
shit happens
October 26, 2009 – 9:30 am
Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you’ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family… Ghost Shit You know you’ve shit. There’s shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. [...]
Too Many
October 2, 2009 – 9:29 am
So once there was an Chinese man, A mexican, and an american all in the same plane. Now the chinese man Takes a pair of chopstickes and throws them out of the window. Then he claims “We have too many of those in my country!”. Then the mexican grabs his salsa, throws it out the [...]
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August 20, 2009 – 6:00 am
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there. Don’t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit. This is no battle of [...]
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August 10, 2009 – 6:00 am
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes. They say that travel broadens [...]
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July 29, 2009 – 6:45 am
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early. A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. You’re nobody’s fool. Let’s see if we can get someone to adopt [...]
