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A blonde was over at her dads house visiting. He suddenly has a heart attack. Everyone was saying call 911 ,call 911 finally her dad died. But everyone asked her this 1 question , Why didn’t you call 911? The blonde replied I don’t know the number?!dumb is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

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Cosmetic Surgery

Wed, 12 May 2010 14:50:58 +0000

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?” God said, “No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.” Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, “I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?” God replied, “Shirley! I’m sorry but I didn’t recognize you!”

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