1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make “housework” easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, anything in a informercial. One allowed choice is a [...]
10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit. 9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me. 8. Perfect for wearing in the basement. 7. Well, well, well… 6. I really don’t deserve this. 5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire! [...]
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