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		<title>I want to see something really cheap</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. &#8220;How about some perfume?&#8221; he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. &#8220;That&#8217;s a bit much,&#8221; said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. &#8220;Thats [...]<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/i-want-to-see-something-really-cheap_2439.html">I want to see something really cheap</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
&#8220;How about some perfume?&#8221; he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.
&#8220;That&#8217;s a bit much,&#8221; said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
&#8220;Thats still quite a bit,&#8221; Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, &#8220;What I mean,&#8221; he said, &#8220;is I&#8217;d like to see something real cheap.&#8221;
So the clerk handed him a mirror.<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/i-want-to-see-something-really-cheap_2439.html">I want to see something really cheap</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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		<title>Funny Supply Station Desk Accessory Holder</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This started off being just a gag gift for a co-worker but everyone is wanting a butt station! A fun art deco desk accessory that includes a pen holder, tape dispenser, memo/card holder, paper clip holder and just a great conversation piece all in one! Stands&#8230; or sits&#8230; about 5&#8243; high and comes in a [...]<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-gift-supply-station-desk-accessory-holder_1933.html">Funny Supply Station Desk Accessory Holder</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.amazon.com/FUNNY-Supply-Station-Accessory-Holder/dp/B001QXX6TC/ref=sr_1_14/175-1341671-3281603?ie=UTF8&amp;s=office-products&amp;qid=1259029709&amp;sr=8-14?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=dailyjokeblog-20"><img style="float:left;width: 150px;height:150px;margin-right: 10px" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NNb5B%2Bu5L._SL500_AA280_.jpg" alt="FUNNY GIFT! Supply Station Desk Accessory Holder" /></a>
  This started off being just a gag gift for a co-worker but everyone is wanting a butt station! A fun art deco desk accessory that includes a pen holder, tape dispenser, memo/card holder, paper clip holder and just a great conversation piece all in one! Stands&#8230; or sits&#8230; about 5&#8243; high and comes in a variety of colors including the ever popular neon green, neon orange and bright blue. When you need to keep yours in the desk, get a butt station to keep you company! A perfect gag gift idea for the co-worker who is sometimes one of these! Details: Magnetic butt holds Paper clips, Tape dispenser w/ cutter, Pen &amp; Business card holder
   <a href="http://www.amazon.com/FUNNY-Supply-Station-Accessory-Holder/dp/B001QXX6TC/ref=sr_1_14/175-1341671-3281603?ie=UTF8&amp;s=office-products&amp;qid=1259029709&amp;sr=8-14?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=dailyjokeblog-20" title="More at Amazon">(more&#8230;)</a><p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-gift-supply-station-desk-accessory-holder_1933.html">Funny Supply Station Desk Accessory Holder</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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		<title>Retirement Office Hours Sign &#8211; Funny Retirement Gift</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Things]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to &#8220;consult&#8221; in retirement, not working full-time. It reads: Office Hours Open most days about 9 or 10&#8230;but somedays as late as 12 or 1. We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5&#8230; Somedays or afternoons [...]<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-retirement-gift_1930.html">Retirement Office Hours Sign &#8211; Funny Retirement Gift</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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  The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to &#8220;consult&#8221; in retirement, not working full-time. It reads:
Office Hours
Open most days about 9 or 10&#8230;but somedays as late as 12 or 1.
We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5&#8230;
Somedays or afternoons we aren&#8217;t here at all and lately, I&#8217;ve been here just about all the time, except when I&#8217;m someplace else.
Product Info
Size: 12 inches long x 9 inches high
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		<title>Shocking Pen FUNNY GAG GIFT</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like a real pen but when someone tries to use it they get shocked. Best gag gift ever. (more&#8230;)Shocking Pen FUNNY GAG GIFT is a post from: Daily Joke Blog<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/shocking-pen-funny-gag-gift_1923.html">Shocking Pen FUNNY GAG GIFT</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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  Looks like a real pen but when someone tries to use it they get shocked. Best gag gift ever.
   <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Shocking-Pen-FUNNY-GAG-GIFT/dp/B000OQP8YS/ref=sr_1_4/175-1341671-3281603?ie=UTF8&amp;s=miscellaneous&amp;qid=1259029709&amp;sr=8-4?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=dailyjokeblog-20" title="More at Amazon">(more&#8230;)</a><p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/shocking-pen-funny-gag-gift_1923.html">Shocking Pen FUNNY GAG GIFT</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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		<title>Fun Tape Dispenser Pen Memo Holder Clip Storage.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This started off being just a gag gift for a co-worker but everyone is wanting a butt station! A fun art deco desk accessory that includes a pen holder, tape dispenser, memo/card holder, paper clip holder and just a great conversation piece all in one! Stands&#8230; or sits&#8230; about 5&#8243; high and comes in a [...]<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/fu-tape-dispenser-pen-memo-holder-clip-storage_1921.html">Fun Tape Dispenser Pen Memo Holder Clip Storage.</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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This started off being just a gag gift for a co-worker but everyone is wanting a butt station! A fun art deco desk accessory that includes a pen holder, tape dispenser, memo/card holder, paper clip holder and just a great conversation piece all in one! Stands&#8230; or sits&#8230; about 5&#8243; high and comes in a variety of colors including the ever popular neon green, neon orange and bright blue. Color: Blue
<a title="More at Amazon" href="http://www.amazon.com/Funny-GIFT-Station-Desk-Accessory/dp/B001KXRKY0/ref=sr_1_2/175-1341671-3281603?ie=UTF8&amp;s=office-products&amp;qid=1259029709&amp;sr=8-2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=dailyjokeblog-20">(more&#8230;)</a><p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/fu-tape-dispenser-pen-memo-holder-clip-storage_1921.html">Fun Tape Dispenser Pen Memo Holder Clip Storage.</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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