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		<title>Throwing away garbage</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn&#8217;t find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was [...]<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/throwing-away-garbage_1652.html">Throwing away garbage</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn&#8217;t find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, &#8220;Hey you, what are you doing?&#8221;
&#8220;I have to throw this away,&#8221; replied the tourist.
&#8220;You can&#8217;t throw it away here. Look, follow me,&#8221; the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. &#8220;Here,&#8221; said the cop, &#8220;dump all the garbage you want.&#8221;
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
&#8220;Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?&#8221; asked the tourist.
&#8220;No. This is the American Embassy.&#8221;<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/throwing-away-garbage_1652.html">Throwing away garbage</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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