Chuck had seen it coming for a time now, and Laura finally decided to break up with him. “I’m sorry Chuck, but you just don’t have a good sense of humor,” Laura said one day, “You’re dry, boring and you never seem to say anything funny.” Chuck who didn’t feel she was correct in the [...]
(Must be read with and Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, [...]
You look familiar, did I see you in the zoo parade ? I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts. I understand that’s Animal Magic is your favorite show because so many of your relatives are on it. I know your trying to insult [...]
An updated version of our best selling range of workplace signs. There are 30 brand new signs that will keep colleagues and bosses entertained for hours. (more…)
This started off being just a gag gift for a co-worker but everyone is wanting a butt station! A fun art deco desk accessory that includes a pen holder, tape dispenser, memo/card holder, paper clip holder and just a great conversation piece all in one! Stands… or sits… about 5″ high and comes in a [...]
This listing is for ONE (1) Pack of Shocking Gum. This shock gum is one of the greatest gags of all time! Looks like a real pack of gum. Gives a shock to any unsuspecting “gum snatcher”. Put one on your bosses desk and watch him jump. When you pull the gum out of the [...]
The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to “consult” in retirement, not working full-time. It reads: Office Hours Open most days about 9 or 10…but somedays as late as 12 or 1. We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5… Somedays or afternoons [...]
From Publishers Weekly Starred Review. Hecht’s sophomore effort is one of the most entertaining, and most original, books of the year. Its conceit, barring a few introductory sonnets, is to riff on jokes-become-aphorisms, dismantling assumptions as quickly as she dishes punch lines. “What did the sadist do to the masochist?/ Nothing” generates a brisk, hyperintelligent [...]
These hilarious t-shirts are made of a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. They feature insanely funny phrases and pictures. Shocking and bold, stand out at the bar, school or just lounge around the house. (more…)tinnitus cure
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