question: what is bigger then an elephant but weighs nothing? answer: it’s shadow
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Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
July 12, 2010 – 8:28 am
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino [...]
Two angry neighbors
July 1, 2010 – 8:24 am
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. After about a year [...]
