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Drunk and T.P.

April 27, 2009 – 6:30 am

A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man’s sorry progress and [...]

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I know you were drunk yesterday

March 18, 2009 – 3:07 pm

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his [...]

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The Irishman

January 6, 2009 – 8:07 am

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin on St. Patty’s Day and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?” “I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks [...]

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