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Can I Smell Something

July 13, 2010 – 8:39 am

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her. After a few more drinks and a little conversation he leans over to the woman and asks, “Can I smell your Pussy?” The woman is outraged and answers [...]

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Spent Paycheck

January 19, 2010 – 9:23 am

Wife: Okay, today’s Friday. Where’s your pay envelope? Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house. Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480? Man: Eight rounds of drinks.

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Buying drinks at a bar

December 16, 2009 – 9:35 am

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender. Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.” Bartender:”What is a B and C?”. Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.” Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.” Bartender: “What’s a G and T?” Redhead: “Gin and tonic.” Blonde: “I’ll [...]

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Nuns discussing drinks

August 25, 2009 – 6:00 am

Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!” Now Arthur [...]

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