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Crawling back home

March 2, 2011 – 10:05 am

An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he figured he’d just crawl outside, [...]

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Coming Home Late

January 10, 2011 – 10:55 am

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. [...]

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Death in the Family

December 16, 2010 – 7:55 am

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me $10,000.” “Gee, that’s tough,” he replied. “Then in July,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $50,000.” “Wow. Two [...]

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A Drinking Problem

September 2, 2010 – 8:53 am

I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…

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3 Shots of Whiskey

August 24, 2010 – 8:46 am

A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender asked him one day, “Why do you always order three shots of whiskey?” The man answered, “Because my two brothers and I always used to have one shot each, [...]

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I can’t find the cause of your pain

June 4, 2009 – 6:45 am

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find a cause for your complaint.  Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.” “In that case,” said the patient, “I’ll come back when you’re sober“

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