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Archeology
March 10, 2011 – 3:23 pm
A team of archeologists were excavating in Israel, when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance. 1. A dog 2. A donkey 3. A shovel 4. A fish 5. The Star of David They decided that this was a unique finding and [...]
If I Were as Ugly as You . . .
February 22, 2011 – 4:55 pm
If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave his behind and make him walk backwards.
A Dog’s Duty
December 27, 2010 – 7:55 am
A nursery school teacher was taking a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster. “No,” said another, “he’s [...]
The Telegram
November 25, 2010 – 10:59 am
A German Shepherd went to a Western Union telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You could send another “Woof” for the same price.” “But,” the dog replied, [...]
The Diagnosis
November 15, 2010 – 9:57 am
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The [...]
You Know Your Ugly When . . .
September 28, 2010 – 10:30 am
You know your ugly when . . . Your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.
Two angry neighbors
July 1, 2010 – 8:24 am
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. After about a year [...]
This dog is acting bad
February 19, 2010 – 10:16 am
While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man’s legs. A passerby commented to the blind man, “What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?” To which the blind man replied, “Madam, [...]
