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		<title>Deadbeat in a Bar</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said &#8220;No thanks, I don&#8217;t drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!&#8221; So the bartender said, &#8220;Well would you like a cigarette,&#8221; but the [...]<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/deadbeat-in-a-bar_2138.html">Deadbeat in a Bar</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said &#8220;No thanks, I don&#8217;t drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!&#8221;
So the bartender said, &#8220;Well would you like a cigarette,&#8221; but the man said &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!&#8221;
The bartender asked him if he&#8217;d like to play a game of pool, and again the man said &#8220;No I don&#8217;t like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it.&#8221;
&#8220;As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but  I&#8217;m waiting on my son!&#8221;
The bartender said, &#8220;Your only son I presume!!&#8221;<p><a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com/deadbeat-in-a-bar_2138.html">Deadbeat in a Bar</a> is a post from: <a href="http://dailyjokeblog.com">Daily Joke Blog</a></p>
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