The following are actual signs found on church property. “No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace.” “Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!” “Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.” “Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!” An ad for St. Joseph’s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets [...]
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy” she said “Can we leave now?” “No” her mother replied. “Well, I think I have to throw up!” “Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a [...]
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other [...]
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” My friend [...]
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