I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
I’m just driving this way to make you mad.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Help me I cant reach my beer.