I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well … are you religious or atheist?” “Religious.” [...]
Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some discussion, they decided to go to ITALY because they had heard that ITALIAN food was really good. So off [...]
A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried walking in the shallow part of the river, and she even tried grabbing onto a branch that stretched half way across the river to try to swing to the [...]
A blonde and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river. The blonde walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge fell down. She called across to her blonde boyfriend telling him that she couldn’t get back. He yelled in response, “Wait until dark, and I will shine [...]
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