1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s [...]
A blonde and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river. The blonde walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge fell down. She called across to her blonde boyfriend telling him that she couldn’t get back. He yelled in response, “Wait until dark, and I will shine [...]
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications. She is now noticing that Husband 1.0 is also spawning Child Processors which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included [...]
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