Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: “Why, I just love [...]
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck [...]
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw “911″ on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see [...]
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They’re both empty from [...]
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a [...]
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? [...]
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: [...]
Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can’t remember the number. Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: “What’s a lightbulb?” Q: How many blondes does [...]
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in [...]
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen. Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out. Q: How can you tell when [...]
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