A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman type person and started canvassing a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will [...]
A blonde walks into the doctors office and says doctor whenever I fart It’s silent and I cant smell it. In fact I’ve farted 20 times already and you haven’t noticed.(he did notice, he bears with it though). So the doctor gave her a pill and said if this doesn’t work come back tomorrow. The [...]
A blonde was over at her dads house visiting. He suddenly has a heart attack. Everyone was saying call 911 ,call 911 finally her dad died. But everyone asked her this 1 question , Why didn’t you call 911? The blonde replied I don’t know the number?!
A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and [...]
(do this on your calculator.) one day there was a Blonde who thought her boobs were 2 2 big so she went to 37th street to building number 8 and talked to Dr. double 00. She left building number eight to find she was boobless. ( turn calculator upside down to see boobless)
A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde [...]
Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order. [...]
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal. Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them. Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing. Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a [...]
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes? A: A blonde at a blinking red light. Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes? A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom. Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? A: They’re refuelling. Q: Why [...]
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I’ll tell you tomorrow. Q: Why can’t the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe. Q: How do you hit [...]
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