10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size. 9. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Gas. 8. The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automaker–a first. 7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Car Fault” warning light. 6. Sun Motorsystems [...]
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every [...]
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked [...]
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