Did you hear that in response to President Bill Clinton’s habit of dropping in on the local McDonalds, the McDonald’s national management has announced a commemorative double cheeseburger, the McClinton? Of course, when you get it, the price has doubled, you never get the fries you were originally promised, and it’s got half the meat.
Some key definitions to help decode Clinton’s speeches. More will be added as the President’s meaning becomes clear. Remember, do not attach meaning to words, it’s symbolism that is important. All – Clinton’s constituency. as: We ALL must make sacrifices to restore America’s economic health. Ask – Clintoneze for legislate. i.e. asking: legislating. Campaign promise [...]
This simple three question test illustrates how often Bill Clinton must be telling lies. 1. Is the Pope catholic? 2. Does Windows have bugs? 3. Does Clinton lie?
Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you’ve got! “Carter is no longer the worst U.S. President” “I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated.” Thank you, Bill Clinton, for costing me my job. I will repay you in 1996. Hey Hillary! Shut-up and redecorate! My other car was [...]
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