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]]> You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her.” After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, “Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her.” The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, “Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn’t like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself.“

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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/presents-for-the-wife_1437.html/feed 0 There was just a dog fight http://dailyjokeblog.com/there-was-just-a-dog-fight_1122.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/there-was-just-a-dog-fight_1122.html#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:00:12 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/?p=1122 There was just a dog fight is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?” “Yeah, I do!” a biker says, standing up. “What about it?” “Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him…” “What are you talkin’ about?!” the biker says, disbelievingly. “How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?” “Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog’s throat!“

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