Biblical Questions and Answers Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. [...]
Bumper Sticker: If all else fails read the instructions (The Bible) Bumper Sticker: Prepare for your FINALS Read the Bible Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour. Sarah: That’s nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject! At an atheist funeral: Here lies an [...]
Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was [...]
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to [...]
In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a “Quik Stop” on the edge of town, [...]
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