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Beer, eh

March 4, 2011 – 10:09 am

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?” “I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob. “Oh!” exclaims Doug, “Good trade.”

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Cheap Beer

December 7, 2010 – 8:22 am

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “One penny?!” exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, “Yes.” So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, [...]

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Beer Contains Female Hormones

October 28, 2010 – 8:01 am

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer [...]

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All You Can Drink

May 20, 2010 – 7:39 am

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a [...]

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Beer Festival

April 19, 2010 – 8:45 am

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says “Hey Sen~or, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from [...]

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Operating systems as beers

April 8, 2010 – 8:31 am

DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. [...]

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The Buffalo Theory

November 2, 2009 – 6:00 am

The “Buffolo Theory” of Beer.. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of [...]

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A Chick With Long Legs

September 29, 2009 – 6:00 am

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?” “I’ll have a beer too” says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says “That will be $3.40 [...]

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Closing sermon words

September 25, 2009 – 6:00 am

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.“  With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” [...]

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Bumper Sticker 3

March 5, 2009 – 1:58 pm

Help me I cant reach my beer.

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