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A Round For The House

May 11, 2010 – 7:36 am

A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill. The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.” The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him [...]

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When you know you must really be drunk

May 5, 2010 – 8:04 am

A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, the man told the bartender he’d had enough. The bartender [...]

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What You Got

April 29, 2010 – 9:30 am

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says, “Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make ‘em doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and [...]

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Deaf Men in a Bar

April 7, 2010 – 8:44 am

A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers [...]

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Deadbeat in a Bar

March 16, 2010 – 7:41 am

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said “No thanks, I don’t drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!” So the bartender said, “Well would you like a cigarette,” but the [...]

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An amazing talking dog

November 23, 2009 – 6:00 am

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.” Bartender: “Yeah! Sure…go ahead.” Man: “What covers a house?” Dog: “Roof!” Man: “How does sandpaper feel?” Dog: “Rough!” Man: “Who was the greatest ball player of all time?” Dog: “Ruth!” Man: [...]

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A Chick With Long Legs

September 29, 2009 – 6:00 am

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?” “I’ll have a beer too” says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says “That will be $3.40 [...]

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Fast Drinking

April 15, 2009 – 6:30 am

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and [...]

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Tag Archives: bartender

A Round For The House

When you know you must really be drunk

What You Got

Deaf Men in a Bar

Deadbeat in a Bar

An amazing talking dog

A Chick With Long Legs

Fast Drinking

My Goldfish Died :(

Yo Mamma so stupid

Nuns Confessional

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road – Reviewed

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