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Labor Pains

December 1, 2010 – 6:46 pm

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of [...]

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Baby Hermaphrodite

October 7, 2010 – 8:56 am

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child..” The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, “What’s wrong with it?” The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just [...]

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The Faith Healer

September 29, 2010 – 11:43 am

Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first, “But I guess it is impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said the second. “But then everything changed. That’s why I’m here. I’m going [...]

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The Diaper

February 2, 2010 – 11:51 am

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of doing, but the baby wouldn’t stop [...]

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Proud Texan Father

October 21, 2009 – 6:00 am

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced “a typical Texas baby” weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, “Aren’t you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at [...]

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Funny Baby Clothes

July 25, 2009 – 4:00 am

Cute clothes or a warning sign?

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fertility specialist

May 29, 2009 – 6:30 am

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again [...]

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