Short Reindeer Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do reindeer wear fur coats ? Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don’t feed it ! Why did the reindeer wear black boots ? Because his brown ones were all muddy ! How long should a reindeer’s legs be ? Just long enough to reach the ground ! Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn’t want to be recognised ! Which reindeer have the shortest legs ? The smallest ones ! Where do you find reindeer ? It depends on where you leave them ! What do reindeer have that no other animals have ? Baby reindeer !